Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Happy Rabbit Hole Day!

The Bombo Wallofrogs

The Bombo Wallofrogs arrived late in the morning with two busloads filled with bowls of orange tadpoles.

The Weefermegs were there to greet them with all appropriate song and verse, as well as a banquet of fresh Kellilags served over rice pudding.

After the banquet we went swimming at the fru fru pond and Captain Shamizka surprised us all with a rendition of Howard Goofel’s, One Time on the Island of Lupahs.

We played burble ball and horkey nets and generally continued on in amusement until evening fell and we all went to our giflefans.

I hope tomorrow is as fun. We’re supposed to go cheepahsanning in the morning and hike the trails under Themo Morpha after lunch.

Wish you were here.

From The Tales of Whimsy, by Bevie James.
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5 comments:

Firestar said...

Bevie, sometimes I think you are out of your mind.

Humans.

fairyhedgehog said...

I wish I was here too, it sounds like fun.

Bevie said...

Thanks. I wrote another one and posted it on A Voice in the Wind, if you're interested.

jaz said...

Okay, Bevie, I didn't even know about this website! I'm cracking up!

Bevie said...

I've got two more. This one, SOF - The People, and The Great Sea. I haven't made the Rabbit Hole post to The Great Sea yet. I am SO behind. You can link to it from A Voice in the Wind. See sidebar.

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