This may work.
Bevie, that had better be clothes in the basket down there.
Ah, my new toy!
Pity about the old one. Chewed the stuffing out of that one.
Didn't think I'd like this one. Spraying it with catnip sure helped.
Like, wow, man!
Do I really feel like bringing it back up here?
One of life's simple pleasures.
Rolling in a scented dryer sheet.
Now I'll smell clean and fresh.
Uh, not that I ever don't. purrrrrr
Heck of a day.