Sunday, April 12, 2009

Being in Charge is a Chore When Humans Don't Cooperate

Sometimes humans are just no fun at all. Take Bevie (please). We used to have all kinds of fun. I would come downstairs from my comfortable place on the bed and walk by to get my back scratched. Sometimes I would reach up and I would be treated to a nice, close hug while I rested on Bevie's chest. Then I would find a comfortable place in the family room and go back to sleep.

I could sneak around a corner and Bevie would play hide-and-seek. I could also count on Bevie to give scratches, hugs, and to rub heads in proper cat fashion.

Not so this week. Bevie has been most annoying. Spends the entire day making rude noises into a white piece of paper, which then gets tossed without even batting it about. I tried to. Do you know what Bevie did? Hissed at me. Hissed! Of all the things.

So I have taken to showing Bevie my back. But the silly thing doesn't even seem to notice. Just keeps making the rude noises into the white paper.

Sometiems humans are just no fun at all.


fairyhedgehog said...

Don't worry, Firestar. I'm sure Bevie will be back to normal again soon.

Sarah Laurenson said...

Happy Easter, Firestar! Hope you had some good bunny today. And I hope Bevie is back to, um, normal, soon enough.

Firestar said...

Thank you, Sarah. Actually, the bunny is outside and I can't get to it. Bevie claims it would kick my a*s if I ever got close. All I want to do is play.

Bevie said...

Thanks Sarah. (I think.) [grin]

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